The Short Pale Writer in the Long Black Coat at LibertyCon

“Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain; it only means that he is hopelessly self-absorbed.”

– Leo Rosten

I’ll be a guest author at LibertyCon again this year, June 27-29 in Chattanooga, TN. This is my fourth year as a guest and I love this fantasy/science fiction convention so much.  As we have done every year, The Irredeemable Order of Hellions will be having a book launch party at 10:00 PM in the Con Suite for our latest volume in the Heroes in Hell Series, created by Janet Morris and published by Perseid Press. This year we bring you Poets in Hell.

Poets in Hell, vol 17 in the Heroes in Hell series created by Janet Morris,from Perseid Press.

Poets in Hell, vol 17 in the Heroes in Hell series created by Janet Morris,from Perseid Press.

Here is the link to my schedule of appearances at LibertyCon this year.

Or if you prefer to just read it here:

Fri 03:00PM Reading – Larry Atchley, Jr. and Tamara Lowery
Fri 05:00PM Opening Ceremonies
Fri 08:00PM Paranormal Activities Panel
Sat 12:00PM Autograph Session
Sat 01:00PM What’s New in Horror and Dark Fantasy?
Sat 05:00PM What’s New from Perseid Publishing
Sat 07:00PM Poets in Hell
Sat 09:00PM What’s new from Iron Clad Press
Sat 10:00PM Perseid Press, Moondream Press and Iron Clad Press Book Launch Parties; IOH and Fictioneers Parties
Sun 12:00PM Autograph Session

 

I always have a great time at conventions, and LibertyCon is no exception. It was my very first convention that I attended as a guest author so it is very special to me. Thanks go out to Rich Groller for getting myself and a lot of our other Hellion authors on the guest list every year since 2011. There will be a few of us Hellions around at LibertyCon this year: David L. Burkhead, Jason Cordova, David Drake (from the original Heroes in Hell books published from 1986-1989 by Baen Books) Jack Finley, Rich Groller, Michael H. Hanson, John Manning, Beth Patterson, (who is also the musical performer guest this year), pdmac, and Michael Z.Williamson.

I hope to see you there. It will be a hella good time.

“I have gone into yesterday and tomorrow and both were as real as today — which is like the dreams of ghosts!”
-ROBERT E. HOWARD, Kull: Exile of Atlantis

 

The Short Pale Writer at Texas Pirate Festival This Weekend

I will be performing as Captain Lars Shortshanks with my fellow crew mates in The Seadog Slam at the Texas Pirate Festival in Hillsboro this weekend. We will be doing our customary readings of original pirate poetry and singing pirate songs plus at the closing of the day Shipwreck Show we will be reciting dirty limericks, jokes, toasts, and performing filthy bawdy pirate songs. Audience participation is mandatory so come join us for some dirty pirate fun. The schedule for the weekend is as follows:

Saturday: 1:30, 4:00, 5:30 and Shipwreck Show at 6:30.

Sunday: 1:30, 3:00 4:30, and Shipwreck show at 5:30

Here’s the complete schedule for all performers this year:

Texas Pirate Festival 2014 schedule

Come out and get yer pirate on! Be there or we’ll keelhaul yer sorry arse! Arrgh!

 

A Steampunk Christmas Ball in Jefferson Texas, or Dancing With Me and My Shadow

“Each day I must shake off the dross that the mundane world has foisted upon me, so that my imagination may be free to wander through realms of the fantastic.” –Larry Atchley Jr.

This was an event that I attended back in the middle of December, but I’m just now getting around to uploading the photos from my camera. I know, I take procrastination to a whole new level. This was a really fun event that featured an almost two hour musical performance by one of my favorite bands, Darwin Prophet & the Chronus Mirror.

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The creative force of timeless space and energy that is Darwin Prophet.

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The lovely and talented DarKrys on vocals viola and percussion.

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Maestro on the violin.

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And it wouldn’t be a proper Christmas Ball without a Steampunk Santa.

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And here I am in my Shadow Dancer outfit. Photo credit: Ron Wheeler. Thanks Ron for capturing this moment in time.

Shadow Dancer

Assault rifles can’t hold a candle to this steampunk gun.

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And here’s Ron Wheeler, the awesome photographer, and all around cool guy who got the great shot of me in my Shadow outfit.

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And it wouldn’t be a steampunk ball without ladies in fancy dresses. My friend Jennifer, on the right with her friend whose name I don’t remember. Heh, sorry about that.

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Well that’s a wrap on another blog post for this week. Thanks to Darwin Prophet & the Chronus Mirror and  everyone who put on this wonderful fun event. As always, it was great to meet with friends, old and new alike. I had a blast tripping the light fantastic with all of you awesome people. I’ll leave you with a quote from this Victorian era genius:

“Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.”
 -Oscar Wilde

I’m a work in progress, or procrastination inclination

“We gave the Future to the winds, and slumbered tranquilly in the Present, weaving the dull world around us into dreams.” ― Edgar Allan Poe, “The Mystery of Marie Rogêt”

So, as usual I am coming down to the wire on getting stories done. It’s not that I don’t love writing, it’s just that I have to get a certain amount of the story internalized before I feel that I can really get going with it. Some stories take longer in this process than others. Also I am notorious for procrastination. The other issue is that I have an attention span of a rabid goldfish.

Oh look a funny You Tube video. Oh look, thousands of them! Facebook notifications pending: 999,999. Did you see that squirrel? *Warning, your DVR is at maximum storage capacity*. Hey, a free ebook! And another one. And another one. Reading, reading, reading. Oh must find and listen to music online for this awesome band I just found out about. Hmmmm, cool blog by someone else, have to read that. Blogs about writing, blogs about travel to places I’ll probably never visit in real life, book review blogs,zombie world domination blog, blog about beer, coffee, poetry and flash fiction, etc, etc. And then theres…Oooooh shiny!

You get the idea. Er, what was I talking about? Oh yeah! Finishing writing stories so I can submit them to publishers before impending deadlines of doom. It is said that without pressure, we wouldn’t have diamonds. So it goes with me and writing. The closer to deadline I get, the better I seem to write. Maybe because I know I don’t have time to over think the story too much and just let the words flow from the depths of my soul through my fingers and into the keyboard. I will get the two stories done, for Dreamers in Hell and Terror by Gaslight,  it just freaks me out a little when I know I have X amount of time to write Y amount of story. I see some late night writing sessions in my near future. Plus I’ve been working on another story that just wouldn’t leave me alone  and insisted I write it, that I’ve been writing occasionally for several months. Sometimes these stories get in your head and won’t let you write anything else until you’re done with it.  Also It doesn’t particularly help that my day job suddenly decided they want me to take a certification test the third week in December that I have to do a lot of technical reading and studying for in order to pass. Such is my life.

“But, Larry,” you say. “Why are you writing your blog when you should be writing stories or studying for your test?”

Good question! Well I decided I wanted to make a commitment to publish a new blog post at least once a week, and Sunday is the only day I should have off despite my ever-changing schedule at the day job. Plus I made a pact with a zombie that we would motivate each other to blog once a week. You just don’t take these zombie pacts lightly. Plus, he’s a good friend and fellow author who has a story called “Scent of a Weapon” published in Rogues in Hell along with myself and many other Hellion authors. And we will both have stories in the forthcoming horror anthology, What Scares the Boogeyman. Here’s Zombie Zak’s blog where he is making plans for world domination, the pursuit of cookies, brains, and increasing his ever-growing food source…er, I mean fan base. 

In other news, I will be interviewed sometime in the next few weeks by someone who affectionately calls herself my “‘stalker fan” who I met at ConDFW earlier this year. She’s not really a creepy stalker, she’s actually quite a nice person, and a big promoter of my writing. JennM writes a blog titled Brewed Bohemian, that has everything from book reviews, poetry, flash fiction, writing contests, book clubs, coffee, beer, and a whole lot of other stuff. You should check it out, there is a lot of cool content there and she writes some really good poetry and flash fiction.

Along the lines of things that are not writing related, but really cool, is a band, Ien Oblique I discovered after hearing their music and an interview with the lead singer, Jared Lambert, on the radio show Mental Candy hosted by alternative model Joan V on TMV Cafe Wednesday nights at 10:00 PM CST. If you like techno, industrial, electronic type dance music then this band will be right up your proverbial alley. Also the lead singer has an amazing voice that reminds me of early David Bowie and also very similar to vocalist/musician Bobbi Style.

So I guess I’ll wrap up this week’s blog post and get back to writing stories and studying. Until next time, readers. I leave you with this pithy quote from yours truly:

 

“Alas, this mundane realm is never as fun as the one inside our minds. But we can endeavor to make it so.”

–Larry Atchley Jr